We don’t know about you, but when Kobe Bryant in 2004 explained about the alleged victim of his raping that, “Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did,” we nearly laughed our asses off. So it made total sense to us that when Bryant was recently on the set of Sesame Street (huh?), he said, “I’m a stand-up comedian and when I retire I’m going to be like the next Seinfeld.” Check out the video below to see what we’re talking about.
Oh, Kobe. You’re truly a silly goose.