The year 2010 is probably destined to go down in astrological history as the year of the Hoff. And hell, it’s not a bad sign to be born under. Hoffs are by nature dynamic, multi-faceted, able to communicate with inanimate objects, lush in chest hair, and sport that certain rogue appeal irresistible to grandmas the world over.
That being said, here we have some very exclusive outtakes from Comedy Central’s Roast of David Hasselhoff; a television event likely to be judged by history as our generation’s moon landing. Gaze with Hoffy wonder as roasters Pamela Anderson, Whitney Cummings, Hulk Hogan, Jeffrey Ross, George Hamilton, Seth MacFarlane, and Lisa Lampanelli cut our hero into burger slices on the carpeted floor.
Emma Kat Richardson is a Detroit native and freelance writer living in Austin, Texas. Her work has appeared in xoJane.com, Bitch, Alternative Press, Real Detroit Weekly, 944, and Bust.com. She’s enough of a comedy nerd and cat lady to have named her Maine Coon Michael Ian Cat. Follow her on twitter: @emmakat.