Just when you thought A-list celebrities have absolutely zero taste in good comedy, you hear this: apparently, on the set of the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean flick (in which Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz star), the leading man forced Cruz to dress as South Park‘s famed character Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.
In a recent interview, Cruz had this to say: “Johnny and I are both fans of South Park and the character Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. It’s absurd but very funny. Johnny made this outfit for me and we had a bet which I lost. And I had to wear the Poo outfit on the set.”
“He was on the floor laughing and crying and he took a thousand pictures of me which I hope never come to light,” Cruz added. “But, of course, now that I’ve said it, I’m sure they will appear somewhere.”
It’s only a matter of time. And we can’t wait!