We dare you to watch the ENTIRE "Zookeeper" trailer, starring Kevin James

By Dylan P. Gadino | May 17, 2011 at 3:14 pm | 13 comments | Audio/Video, TV/Movies | Tags: joe rogan, kevin james, leslie bibb, rosario dawson, zookeeper

The first trailer for Zookeeper, the new comedy flick starring Kevin James, just hit the Web today. And, “wow” is all I have to say. The movie looks amazingly bad. I have a challenge for you. Try to get through the entire trailer. If you do, leave a comment about what you thought. Good luck.

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Mike Sains

The cunt who pitched this movie: “It’s Night at the Museum meets Dr. Doolittle with a little bit of Paul Blart thrown in to spice things up!”
http://twitter.com/chutzpahshiksa Kelly

Got through the whole thing, I feel light-headed. If this movie has a huge opening weekend then Iran cannot nuke this country fast enough.
Carlos Henrique de Mattos

I guess… It seems nice?
http://www.theothererickennedy.com Eric

T.G.I. Friday’s and the “Apple Bottom Jeans” song, a truly original idea. Not since “Dr. Doolittle” and “The Animal” have we seen such brilliance on the big screen. Kevin James and a lion head an all-star cast.
http://twitter.com/joannabookworm Joanna Bookworm

If we can believe Doctor Doolittle and Hitch, why can’t we believe in a magical blending of the two? I just can’t believe he’d still be available. Girls LOVE animal guys. She really hurt him. Wow. This is such a sad movie. Maybe he went so over the edge that he thinks the animals are talking to him. Maybe studio espionage put out ‘The Beaver’ before this and stole some of the thunder. She’s not worth it, but who am I (or any of us) to judge love. That’s why it’s called ‘love’ and not ‘logic’.
Steve

Coming from Dylan, the most cynical fuck on Punchline, obviously he would say this looks like shit. It’s clearly a movie for kids though bud come on. So yeah it won’t be in the same line of funny as Bridesmaids or The Hangover 2. Dylan needs a new job.
http://enteringthepublicdomain.blogspot.com Shawn DC

Well, that sure…exists. Kevin James has became this generation’s Tony Danza. I hope he’s proud of himself.
Dylan P. Gadino

@Steve … do you have a list of “cynical fucks” on punchline? and am i really at the top? awesome. anyway, i appreciate your comment. you honestly made me laugh.
bill hilly

the worst part is that people that fancy themselves as intelligent people with degrees from prestigious schools actually gave this shitfest the greenlight. if hollywood had the same kind of standards as the real world then kevin james would have been out of a job many many years ago. he’s beyond horrible. he makes hacks look funny.
D Sky

Hey, at least there weren’t any nut shots!
http://www.chrisgehrt.com Chris Gehrt

Two tickets please!
Jed Brazier

Yeah, looks awful, but so does nearly every other PG movie; I’m not the target audience. Let the kids have a stupid movie. Not only do you not have to watch it, but it also probably won’t bring about the comedy apocalypse. Something dumb got made for a young audience; this is news?
Joe

I’m trying to wrap my head around why Joe Rogan is in this…

• To be in a movie that his daughter can see?

• Paycheck

• Just to be in a movie

• Paying off some insane debt to Kevin James

• Was he high as fuck when he agreed to this?

I’m so confused!!