We all remember that scene in Full House where Jesse Katsopolis gets caught going down on Danny Tanner by nosy neighbor Kimmy Kibbler, right? No? Well, it’s just a shame you don’t live in my head. The point is, the folks at College Humor have given us something almost just as good– “John Stamos’ Guide To Cuddling,” featuring Bob Saget. In the instructional video, Stamos gives away all his secret cuddling moves in an effort to help us guys never, ever lose our girl (or guy) to another. He teaches us about the Stamos Soother, the Stamos Spoonful, the Stamos Shark Sleep and more. Make no mistake about it, after watching this video you will be educated as well as mildly aroused.
And in case you didn’t get enough Stamos-on-Saget action, our friends at Huffington Post Comedy have the exclusive video outtakes! I should also mention that while the video is hilarious, it’s also part of a campaign to draw attention to Project Cuddle, a non-profit organization that offers safe alternatives to mothers abandoning they’re babies.