Let’s get serious, comedy fans. Can you EVER get enough of watching Jason Biggs awkwardly and secretly trying to cum? I mean, does that shit ever get old? I submit that it does not! In fact, I’m hoping that when the newest in the American Pie franchise, American Reunion, hits theaters on April 6, 2012 it will include not just the one jerk-off scene we get to peep in the just-released red band trailer below, but will feature a dozen. Maybe two dozen. And, comedy gods willing, there will be just as many pie-fucking jokes. I’m so fucking stoked for this, it’s not even funny.
For real, it’s not funny. None of this is funny.