No matter how hard you’ve been trying to divert your eyes and ears from the seemingly countless number of news reports about Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z’s first born — Blue Ivy Carter — surely you haven’t been able to avoid it entirely. Luckily, the fine folks at the Onion News Network are here to take the piss out of the all-too-earnest “news” coverage you’ve been wading through for the past few days. Enjoy!
Blue Ivy Taken By Evil Witch Who Gave Beyoncé Her Beautiful Singing Voice
