Ladies (and gentlemen)… it has come to our attention that you can now hear the audiobook version of steamy, sexy — [ed. note: not to mention horribly written and poorly copy-edited] S&M novel, 50 Shades of Grey read by luscious comedian and voice actor, Gilbert Gottfried. Oh yeah. It’s on. Whoever told you deep, low, breathy tones are sexy has never heard Gottfried shriek “CLITORIS” with a cadence that mimics the rising and falling action of the female orgasm. And you will definitely have a female orgasm when you hear Gottfried’s reading. Definitely.