In her upcoming book What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter, and Me, whorebag Rielle Hunter talks about what it was like fucking man-whorebag and former presidential candidate John Edwards. Spoiler: they made a baby together while Edwards was still married to his dying wife. She tells 20/20’s Chris Cuomo in an interview, “Something happened internally with me. I responded… I have not experienced it or felt what was happening before. Ever. An intensity, like a rock concert. A lot of energy,”
Seeing as I always have comedy on the brain, I immediately thought, she STOLE that analogy from Steven Wright! You may remember his bit about girlfriend Rachel from his 1985 album I Have A Pony. It goes like this: “Having sex with Rachel is amazing. It’s like going to a concert, it really is. She yells a lot. She throws Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more, she lights a match.”
But you can watch the entire bit as seen in A Steven Wright Special (1985), and the hilarious lead-in to the above joke below.
So, there you have it. Obviously Rielle Hunter is not just a terrible human being, but she’s a joke thief. Or something.