In this College Humor Original, Seth MacFarlane walks us through some bizarre “rejected pitches” on what his movie, Ted, could have been if he subbed Mark Wahlberg for any given actor/musician/writer and replaced a stuffed teddy bear with any inanimate object. It’s a very simple equation. And a three minute long video accompanied by graphic renderings of these pitches. In the spirit of the video, they could have replaced Seth MacFarlane with a sack of potatoes. Mark Wahlberg cameos.