Over the weekend, we introduced you to Thing X. In short, it’s something of nebulous nature on which former staffers from The Onion are working. You should go here and learn all about it– unless you want to do things backwards. If that’s the case, you should first peep this below video, which was just released today. It’s about bears. Specifically, it’s about how they’re fucking too much and how Thing X is planning to intervene, which is to say they’re not. It’s their fault, you see. Enjoy?