In response to Donald Trump’s absurd proposal to Barack Obama yesterday — that he will give $5 million to charity if our president provides his birth certificate and college records to prove he’s an American citizen — Stephen Colbert has announced his own charitable plan: He will dip into his own Super PAC’s coffers and give $1 million to a charity of Trump’s choice. But here’s the catch: Trump has to allow Colbert to insert his testicles into the rich guy’s mouth. Amazing, right? Obviously I’m not doing the announcement justice. So let’s watch how it all went down last night on The Colbert Report.