On the heels of the incredibly unnecessary crowd-funded Veronica Mars feature film — pretty sure Kristen Bell and the show’s creator Rob Thomas have $2 million to spare — and in honor of April Fool’s Day, Funny Or Die has launched their own completely absurd Kickstarter projects. The difference, however, is that they’re joking. Behold, five videos encouraging folks to spend their hard-earned money to bring back television shows from the 1990s. With your generosity, we’ll perhaps see the rise of Wings, Sliders, Family Matters, Dinosaurs and Darkwing Duck— but this time, in the form of full-length features (and in one case, a one-man show). Enjoy.