Who’s not honoring Stephen Colbert — and unfortunately everyone on the Laughspin staff and all of you reading this — now? I’m sorry to break the news to all of you, but none of us (including Colbert) made this year’s Maxim’s Hot 100. I know, I know, heartbreaking. But last night Colbert makes peace with it– sort of. Watch as he traverses through a series of emotions — at one point he calls himself a “withered old cougar” — which culminates in him eating his own brand of ice cream and pining be objectified like a piece of meat. The biggest disappointment is the entity that takes his spot at number 69. Don’t worry, Stephen. You’re always 1, 2, 8, or 100 in our book.