Watching the news from afar just isn’t cutting it for comedian Dave Hill. The only solution he can find to fill his Kate Middleton baby obsession void was to jump on a plane to England and get as close to the action as possible. In the first installment of the new series Royal Baby Watch Hill ponders on what the royal spawn will be like, double checking with the mayor that just because the baby is born to a “commoner” that it will not be born a skank. Oh, and he tries to stalk Pippa. Check it out below!
UPDATE– July 1, 12:35 pm ET
Episode two is here. And here’s the official description: Royal Baby Watch gets even hotter for Episode 2 as intrepid and extremely well-dressed reporter Dave Hill sits down with the Chairman of the British Monarchist Society to ask the tough questions about Prince William and Kate Middleton and also meets with prospective buyers of his very own line of Royal Baby-inspired merchandise, including but not limited to the Kate Middleton vajazzling kit and the Prince Harry dildo (Nazi and non-Nazi versions available).