Sorry, all of you really horny, out-of-touch Bing Bang Theory fans who wanted to have sex with Kaley Cuoco. She’s officially engaged! “After a whirlwind three-month courtship, the Big Bang Theory star, 27, is engaged to tennis star Ryan Sweeting,” reports Us Weekly. Cuoco, along with her co-stars Jim Parsons and Jonathan Galecki, are reportedly asking for $1 million per episode as part of a new contract. Weddings are expensive, dudes.