Far too often, the mainstream entertainment press spends more time on coming up with horrible punny headlines for their movie reviews and not enough time critiquing the actual film. The Onion, however, does it right. In their new video review of the second installment of the Hunger Games franchise, Catching Fire, critic Peter K. Rosenthal examines what really matters— and it’s not whether Jennifer Lawrence is great or if Liam Hemsworth and Josh Hutcherson can act their way out of a wet paper bag. Nope. It’s all about the casting. Check it out below.