For those of you who have never used Speech Jammer, the app slows down a person’s speech to make him or her appear unintelligible. If that description doesn’t make sense, just picture how Tom Hanks sounds in the film Forrest Gump.
So YouTube user absuperman thought it would be funny to use the Speech Jammer app while reviewing two of his guns: a Beretta 92 and a Colt Ar-15. The results were priceless. And, as absuperman notes at the start of the video, the review is even funnier when you turn on the YouTube captions.
We have no idea what absuperman is saying in most of this Speech Jammer Gun Review video, but we were too busy laughing hysterically to pay attention to the exact contents of the clip, anyway. So check it out for yourself below and see if you can decipher it.
The YouTube description for the Speech Jammer Gun Review video reveals that absuperman’s real name is Aaron Pogue. He is apparently a Mississippi native who currently works as a teacher. Many of his other videos deal with knives and guns, though he did create another Speech Jammer video last December. Appropriately, this video features Pogue performing Christmas carols while using the app. After all, who doesn’t want to hear “Jingle Bells” sung by a guy who sounds like a moron?