LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling’s racist phone call to V. Stiviano spurs #BoycottClippers hashtag: 13 funniest Twitter responses

By | April 26, 2014 at 5:10 pm | 7 comments | Features, News, TV/Movies, Uncategorized | Tags: , , , ,

Donald SterlingLos Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling is currently being investigated for making incredibly racist statements during a phone call to his girlfriend V. Stiviano, who, ironically is black and Mexican. The recorded was unearthed by TMZ last night and ever since the Internet has been abuzz with theories and opinions and there’s even a #BoycottClippers hashtag trending highly on Twitter. While TMZ has committed to the idea it was most certainly Sterling on the recording, the NBA has taken a more innocent-until-proven-guilty approach. The NBA’s executive vice president of communication, Mike Bass said, “The remarks heard on the recording are disturbing and offensive, but at this time we have no further information,” adding that the league is conducting a “full investigation.” You can listen to the full audio below. It is, of course, not safe for work.

The thing that started this discourse between Sterling and his girlfriend was that Stiviano posted a photo of herself with NBA legend Magic Johnson on Instagram; the photo has since been removed from her account, which has nearly 119,000 followers. On her Instagram account she describes herself as “Artist, Lover, Writer, Chef, Poet,Stylist, Philanthropist.” In the recording, Sterling says things like, “”It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you’re associating with black people. Do you have to?” and also, “…Don’t put him [Magic] on an Instagram for the world to have to see so they have to call me. And don’t bring him to my games.” But perhaps most absurd is this one: “You can sleep with [black people]. You can bring them in, you can do whatever you want. The little I ask you is not to promote it on that … and not to bring them to my games.”

Since we here at Laughspin enjoy filtering our news, no matter how gross it is, through humor, we thought we’d post our favorite comedian responses to the Donald Sterling news. Here they are. Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • tho

    I’d estimate 1k per hand, 50k per blow and 100k per lay for a whopping total of 2 million. Not a bad haul for a mix breed prostitute. She really shot herself in the face with an ugly wad on this one. She should have took his advice. At least she would have been comfortable in Mexico some place. As it stands now; she’ll lose more than delicate flowers here. Surprised her lawyer even has the balls to contest this stuff. Like a older man would put up with that scat without a blowjob. You’d be nuts to argue otherwise. Oh yes… a half dozen lays and a dozen blowjobs… the rest of the math should come out close. I feel sorry for this guy. He should gladly sell this team and retire amongst the lilies (the sweet smelling ones). To think this guy was ground down so low; to say you can even bring back black guys; I don’t care… just keep out of the media. He should have told her the truth! I’m taking heat for slumming… you’re out of here. Leave the keys in the sink (a note).

  • http://slimcelebrity.com Duane C. Paige

    I dont like her at all! She is just a women that loves money! You can see what she shares on Instagram, her luxury handbags, fancy cars and parties. I found more of her stories and photos here http://fandaily.info/celebrities/v-stiviano-vanessa-stiviano-donald-sterlings-ex-girlfriend-and-mistress-9-things-you-should-know/

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  • Michael Hughes

    Lol@laurie!