Clank crash boom, Oh sorry, I was driving with my eyes closed. Here's this week's question! ----------------------- Hi, Amber: I feel crazy writing to you, but I wanted to ask you about this guy I play football with. We play for our college. Football is basically...
Zzzzzzzzzzz, WHAT? UH? Oh sorry, I fell asleep. Life is so much easier when you're asleep. This week's question is brought to you by Rob Fee. Dear, Amber: First off, I love your stuff. Very insightful. My question is this: what are the rules of a three way? I've...
Honk Honk! Oh sorry. I thought my, "Honk If You're Horny" sign was flipped to the side that says, "Honk If You're Racist" Here, let me flip it over (flips it over). There we go. Honk Honk! Whoa, at least that guy is honest. Let's get to this week's question. Dear,...
Hey, Sometimes I wish I was a Mexican singer with blue eyes. True Story. Anyway, here's this week question. Hi, Amber: My family is driving me crazy, specifically my older brother. He gets all the attention. He doesn't support himself, he's in and out of jail and...
Pee Pee, Poo poo. Huh? Let's get to this week's question. Hi Amber, I have a friend who is very needy. If I don't text her back right away she asks if I'm angry at her. It's crazy because I always respond to her. And, the other night I went to dinner with my...
Knock Knock Knock! I'm glad there are three knocks and not two. I am in no mood to write a knock knock joke. This week's question! Hi, Amber: I have extreme social anxiety. It's to the point where I have minor attacks at grocery stores if I have to talk to someone....
Deedle Doodle, Ok! This week's question: Hey, Amber: Your column is insane, but it makes sense in a twisted way. I wanted to see if you could help me with this. I’m a 27 year old male and I recently started dating an older woman. She’s 38. I’m not myself around...
Do Wap Do Wap, Um.Um.Um. Just thought of that right now, right off the top of my head. Ok, here's the question... Hi Amber: I’m in my late 30’s and I hate my job, I’ve been here for years. I work in an office and it’s sooooooo boring. I’m only here because...
Dinky Donk, Oh, hey. Ok. That’s my intro. Here’s a question an anonymous person asked! Hi, Amber: I’ve been dating this girl for a few months, I’m also a girl. So that means I’m a lesbian. We live in different states, but we spend a lot of time together....
