Happy Valloween, Human Beings! A belated apology for my tardiness, and an early one for what might be a tripped-out recap. I’m in a post-surgical, post-Vicodin haze (jealous???), so if you have trouble distinguishing the gang’s hallucinations from my own, inquire within and...
Welcome back, Human Beings! It is so good to see you again. Last we were together, things were trippy for our gang. Starburns was dead (or was he?), Chang was in a vent, there was drama in the Sun Chamber…things were getting cray-cray. Now we’re back en medias hijinks, and...
Buckle up, kids: It’s episode-a-palooza up in here. Last night was the three-episode Community finale, and I had to be up at 5 a.m. this morning, so no more wasting time. Here we go. Episode 1: Digital Estate Planning. Gilbert, the executor of Pierce’s father’s...
It’s been two months since the group’s unceremonious ousting from Greendale and hey, they’re still a group! They’ve assumed their natural positions: Shirley bakes, Britta broods, Jeff texts, Pierce is an asshole. Potluck! Troy’s made Bagel Bites in a deconstructed Hot...
Oh, Starburns, we hardly knew ye. Tonight we come together to remember our (sort of) lovably weird druggie with the fancifully shaped facial hair. Starburns is gone but not forgotten—mostly because he won’t let us forget him. He’s recorded one of those videos that people...
It’s Law & Order night, you guys, so let’s get right to those Lenny Briscoe (RIP) zingers, shall we? It’s all goofballs and eggheads up in here, and uh-oh—a yam’s been murdered. Annnnd, there’s Professor Jailbird. Haven’t seen him in awhile, and you know what?...
Hey, y’all! I’m coming to you live from South Carolina where I am here with my whole family (i.e. I’m drunk). So just, y’know, take that into consideration as you read. To the recap! Hey, it’s the study gang—studying! Weirds!!! Flirty eyes between Britta and Troy....
Best friends, best friends making a cake! THANK GOD!!! And the dean’s comin’ around the mountdean in shortaralls! Double thank god! Turns out Britta once had a boyfriend who worked for a traveling carnival, and said traveling carnival has set its sights on Greendale. His...
When we last left the gang, best friends 4eva (though did 4eva just get a lot shorter?) Troy and Abed were at war. As they retreated into their respective Blanket and Pillow forts, their future was uncertain. Strap in, kiddos: It’s Blanketsburg vs. Pillowtown, and it...
