The end of the year is approaching fast, comedy fans. And so it’s time to count down the 10 best comedy albums of the year. As in years past, this list represents the albums we feel were the strongest. Let it be known: there were more than 150 comedy albums released this year....
Aries:: It’s important to focus on family this week-- other people’s families, real and on television. Watch every episode of Family Ties, All in the Family, and the Partridge Family you can find from right now until Friday at 5 pm. Then, take what you’ve learned, walk...
Aries: On Tuesday, I want you to stop paying taxes. Like, forever. I’m curious to see how well this works out for you before I try it. Oh, and I almost forgot - a samurai is going to step out of a time machine on Saturday, crack open a can of whoop ass, and lay some serious...
Aries: On Thursday, at dawn, you’re going to literally shit yourself to death. Or, you'll have the most powerful orgasm of your life and see the face of God. It’s a cosmic coin toss. Taurus: Don’t look anyone in the eye this week unless you want to turn to stone. You...
Aries: This week Mercury is getting caught up in Jupiter’s orbit, or gravitational field, or some shit-- which, I’m pretty sure, means that chocolate is going to taste like caramel from now through the Winter Solstice. And, you may or may not win the lottery this week. 13,...
Halloween will be upon us on Monday, and you know what that means: only a few more days until stores start decorating for Christmas. Hooray! It’s never too early to start shopping, at least according to Walmart. But it also means people are also carving pumpkins. Amazing...
I suppose that because I am the last living person on Planet Earth to have worked professionally with the three Marx Brothers, those being my dad, Harpo, and uncles Groucho and Chico, one could say it is a distinct honor that could be considered both fortunate and dubious. It...
Aries: I hope you like Bailey’s Irish Cream this week, because you’re gonna run through two cases of it by Thursday. Why? Because on Tuesday, an old school series of double dog challenges will go way to far, and you have more pride than intelligence. Luckily, you’ll never...
Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp and Joe are the names of some of the most important figures in the realm of comedy history. And tomorrow, more of their story will surface as Three Stooges FAQ: Everything Left to Know About the Eye-Poking, Face-Slapping, Head-Thumping Geniuses hits...
