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Ask Amber: Sometimes needy friends NEED to go away

Ask Amber: Sometimes needy friends NEED to go away

By | April 18, 2012 at 2:13 pm | One comment

Pee Pee, Poo poo. Huh? Let's get to this week's question. Hi Amber, I have a friend who is very needy. If I don't text her back right away she asks if I'm angry at her. It's crazy because I always respond to her. And, the other night I went to dinner with my...

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Star-A-Scopes with Dan Cummins: Like horoscopes, but delightfully demented

Star-A-Scopes with Dan Cummins: Like horoscopes, but delightfully demented

By | April 17, 2012 at 9:58 am | No comments

Aries: You’re headed to Africa this week! Yay!! Get ready for three large men to put a bag over your head, gag and bind you, throw you in the back of a van, and then stuff you in a thermal sleeping bag to prepare you for a trip across the Atlantic in the bottom of a cargo...

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What have we learned recently from The Simpsons creator Matt Groening?

What have we learned recently from The Simpsons creator Matt Groening?

By | April 16, 2012 at 10:52 am | No comments

Hey, remember last week when The Simpsons creator Matt Groening mentioned Portland in that cool Smithsonian magazine interview and everyone lost their minds, claiming that he revealed the true location of the show's Springfield? Yeah, well gather your minds. That's not really...

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Guest post: Kathleen Madigan on the Masters golf tournament’s policy of no women

Guest post: Kathleen Madigan on the Masters golf tournament’s policy of no women

By | April 13, 2012 at 12:57 pm | One comment

For people who don’t golf, the Masters is a tournament played in Augusta, Georgia every April. It’s one of the four “major” tournaments and the only one always played at the same course. It is so revered that many times when the announcers speak, there’s soft guitar...

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Ask Amber: Amber helps a guy get over social anxiety, sort of

Ask Amber: Amber helps a guy get over social anxiety, sort of

By | April 11, 2012 at 9:38 am | 2 comments

Knock Knock Knock! I'm glad there are three knocks and not two. I am in no mood to write a knock knock joke. This week's question! Hi, Amber: I have extreme social anxiety. It's to the point where I have minor attacks at grocery stores if I have to talk to someone....

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Star-A-Scopes with Dan Cummins: Like horoscopes, but with the Baldwin brothers

Star-A-Scopes with Dan Cummins: Like horoscopes, but with the Baldwin brothers

By | April 10, 2012 at 4:49 pm | No comments

Aries: Exciting!! You’re Stephen Baldwin this week - now act like it! Film an amazing movie, then, slowly but surely kill your career by steadily becoming a right wing nut job radio host who ends up suing Kevin Costner over oil-separating technology used in the BP oil spill...

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Ask Amber: This dude’s lady is making him all nervous

Ask Amber: This dude’s lady is making him all nervous

By | April 4, 2012 at 2:20 pm | 2 comments

Deedle Doodle, Ok! This week's question: Hey, Amber: Your column is insane, but it makes sense in a twisted way. I wanted to see if you could help me with this. I’m a 27 year old male and I recently started dating an older woman. She’s 38. I’m not myself around...

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Star-A-Scopes with Dan Cummins: like horoscopes, but with facts about the Mayans

Star-A-Scopes with Dan Cummins: like horoscopes, but with facts about the Mayans

By | April 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm | No comments

Aries: Careful driving this week Aries, I’m pretty sure someone is going to cut your brake line. Or plant a car bomb under your hood. Or carjack you. Or jump the curb at an intersection and bounce you off the windshield. Or break into your house, drag you from your bed, tie...

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Ask Amber: So, you hate your job?

Ask Amber: So, you hate your job?

By | March 28, 2012 at 5:46 pm | 13 comments

Do Wap Do Wap, Um.Um.Um. Just thought of that right now, right off the top of my head. Ok, here's the question... Hi Amber: I’m in my late 30’s and I hate my job, I’ve been here for years. I work in an office and it’s sooooooo boring. I’m only here because...

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