Star-A-Scopes with Dan Cummins: Like horoscopes but with 11 too many Corey Haim references
Aries: On Tuesday, I want you to stop paying taxes. Like, forever. I’m curious to see how well this works out for you before I try it. Oh, and I almost forgot - a samurai is going to step out of a time machine on Saturday, crack open a can of whoop ass, and lay some serious...
