Watch the Onion’s take on Beyonce’s baby Blue Ivy Carter

By | January 11, 2012 at 4:53 pm | No comments | Audio/Video, feature slider | Tags: , ,

No matter how hard you’ve been trying to divert your eyes and ears from the seemingly countless number of news reports about Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z’s first born — Blue Ivy Carter — surely you haven’t been able to avoid it entirely. Luckily, the fine folks at the Onion News Network are here to take the piss out of the all-too-earnest “news” coverage you’ve been wading through for the past few days. Enjoy!

Blue Ivy Taken By Evil Witch Who Gave Beyoncé Her Beautiful Singing Voice

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